Haven't been on Xanga for a minute.. and for those who've been wondering what I've been up to.. and for those who don't give a shit.. I've been working.. juggling 2 jobs cuz i'm nice.. both at the Prudential.. Drop by Club Monaco (no, its not a club, its a clothing store.. )  and FITCORP (a gym, dont laugh cuz i'm madd scrawny u jerk ass monkey..) 

ANYWAYS, Some funny things happened these past two weeks, so I'm gonna tell them to you cuz i'm here to make you smile =) 

Story numero uno:
I saw Jen, who I've known since 7th grade mind you, in downtown one day.  She was walking pass me, and so I grab her arm.. she looks at me like i'm fuckin crazy, so I'm like.. hm.. well I amm wearing a hat.. maybe she just doesnt recognize me at first.. 45 seconds go by.... and we're starin at each other.. so then i go.. are u serious.. do u not know who i am...?  and she shakes her head slowly.. and i'm like, it's MY YEN!!!!  roarrrrr  i wanted to like run away.. =(
okay.. that story wasnt very funny.. but it was interesting..

Story numero...2:
My dad's drivin me to school, and theres this dude in front of us, who's drivin HELLLA (hella, hehe...) slow..   and my dad's getting pissed.. he's like.. "slow pet.." (i dont know where he gets that saying from, but he's been sayin it forever..)  and then out of now where, he like SCREAMS "WHY DONT U JUST FUCKIN WALK!!"    hahahahhaha it was the funnnnniest thing ever..

story numero thres..
i'm at work.. and one of the new employees comes up to me and goes..
hey i'm laura
hey whats up, i'm my yen
nice to meet you yen
what?  no its my yen
yen...
*silence* and she goes, have we met before?
no, but it's my yen..
ok, then am i saying it wrong...?
yes, it's my yen
*silence*
and my supervisor comes over and tells me to get something, and so i leave, and i hear laura ask my supervisor what my name is..

i hate idiots. 

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